Moscow Stations

What can I drink in Thy Name? Alas, I haven’t a thing worthy of Thee. Kuban vodka’s horse-piss, and fortified rosé at a rouble 37! Jesus! But if I should reach Petushki today, in one piece, I’ll create a cocktail which can be drunk without shame in the presence of God and man alike. And I’ll call it The Waters of Jordan, or The Star of Bethlehem.