J.J. McAvoy

how the hell was I going to handle a lifetime of her—a hot-blooded Italian Boss?

Step one, accept she was a damn boss.

Step two, hide all the knives,

known you for decades.” If not longer.

“Really?” she asked. “What is my favorite color?”

Fuck.

My wife is a raging homicidal hormonal pregnant woman. I sleep with hell.”

May God have mercy on all our souls when Mel finds out.”