Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right

“And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.”

“They’re playing Harper instead; he’s in my year and he’s an idiot.”

But Black’s by-the-by now. The point is

and watched Pansy stroke the sleek blond hair off Malfoy’s forehead

(from what Harry could make out, she had been married seven times, each of her husbands dying mysteriously and leaving her mounds of gold).

Ron hurried forward, looking hopeful, but Ginny stuck out her foot and Ron fell, sprawling in the dust at Fleur’s feet.

“U-No-Poo.”
“They’ll be murdered in their beds!”

WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT
YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
U-NO-POO —
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION
THAT’S GRIPPING THE NATION!

“I expect Potter will be reunited with dear Sirius before I am reunited with Lucius.