This ebook is my attempt to cast doubt on the Michelson-Morley experiment and Einstein’s theory of general relativity. Because such an attempt is as futile as a love for the moon if you live at the bottom of the Mindinao Deep, I decided to also introduce humor and everyday observations. To cast doubt on both items, I question the mathematical foundations on which they rest. With general relativity, this entails delving into tensor calculus. Finding a flaw in it is like looking for ants at the North Pole. It is difficult to see Einstein as he truly is; the legend is so large. The legend put simply: He did things his way. He didn’t compromise. He made it to the top. It is a beneficent paradigm since people want to control us. A paraphrase of the Jim Croce song “You Don’t Mess Around with Jim” succinctly sums things up. “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off of the old Lone Ranger and you don’t mess around with HIM. (HIM is Einstein.)