Tales of the City

“Connie … you’re single?”
The stewardess laughed. “A bear shit in the woods?”

The typical Tales fan is simply someone who revels in the act of being oneself—whatever that might be—and of letting others do the same.

One of them even kept an elaborate chart in his office to insure that the homo characters in “Tales” didn’t suddenly outnumber the hetero ones and thereby undermine the natural order of civilization.

Nicholas and Alexandra

Barbary Lane, a narrow, wooded walkway off Leavenworth between Union and Filbert

“Affairettes don’t count.”

The copy read: “Under my clothes, I like to feel Adorable.”

Could you tell me the difference between Downy and Cheer?”

“What sign are you?”
She wanted to say, “Do Not Disturb.” She said, “What sign do you think I am?”

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