The Corbyn Colouring Book

COMRADES! CITIZENS!
Prepare for revolution. The Corbyn Colouring Ebook has arrived.
Page after page of glorious line-drawings depicts The Leader in a variety of settings instructional, inspiring, decorative and occasionally downright silly. You can't even colour them in!* All in all it might just be the only thing more pointless than The Pop-Up Communist Manifesto. At least it's cheap.
* Though there is an app where you can. Really. Google it.